Real-life Tony Stark who decided Mars wasn't just for Rover anymore. Turns rockets into boomerangs and makes cars that fart on command. Earth's richest memelord.

Queens builder turned President who reshaped Manhattan and turned “huge" into a five-syllable word. Builds towers like Minecraft and drains swamps for breakfast.

Silicon Valley's caffeine-powered wonderkid who treats presidential debates like TED talks on 2x speed. Living proof that overachievers don't need sleep.

Kennedy who carries the family torch with his own unique style. Environmental crusader who fights corporate pollution like it's a family tradition. Pure Kennedy magic.

The P.T. Barnum of face-punching who turned backroom brawls into Vegas spectaculars. Plays Monopoly with real casinos. Makes boxing promoters cry.

Modern-day Socrates with a spinning back kick. Turned "have you tried DMT?" into philosophy's greatest icebreaker. Could interview a rock about consciousness.

Hawaii's warrior-philosopher who does combat drills in a surfsuit. Can debate foreign policy while holding a perfect headstand. Plot twist Queen.